On the way to work today some lady was going 55 in a 70 mph zone; texting on her cell, mad at me for passing her. Dumb bitch.

On my way to work barely out of the gate when an old lady decided take her time at the light making me miss ten minutes of my day.

Take the No Phone Zone Pledge.

Please help save a life and take the No Phone Zone pledge TODAY!

Ok. I don't get it. If The speed limit is 45 & the freeway is down 2 lanes; don't go weaving in and out of traffic at 80 mph dumb ass!

OK. I just got off work and had to go to my friend Nicks to help him with his computer. I swear people need to just get off the freeway if they don't know how to drive properly. Some idiot in a white trash Bronco looking vehicle; with a huge Confederate flag waving in the breeze from his ass end was going east bound 696 at nearly 95-100 mph. I had to call the state police on him. Also, on another note, as I was getting closer to my friends house getting off the freeway another idiot made a left turn in a right turn only lane. It was clearly marked right turn only. What the Hell?

I'M ABOUT TO GO POSTAL ON SOME BITCH WHO HAD THE NERVE TO FUCKING MAKE ME MISS A GREEN LEFT TURN LIGHT. THIS WOMAN WAS ON HER CELL PHONE ON 12 MILE GOING EAST, TURNING ONTO SCHOENHERR WHEN I PULLED UP BEHIND HER. SHE WAS FIRST IN LINE; I WAS SECOND. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN SHE JUST SAT THERE SO I QUICKLY HONKED JUST IN CASE SHE DIDN'T SEE IT. WHEN THAT DIDN'T GET HER ATTENTION I THEN HELD ON THE HORN TILL IT TURNED YELLOW, AND THAT'S WHEN SHE PROCEEDED TO MAKE HER STUPID TURN CAUSING ME TO HIT A RED LIGHT. I WENT ANYWAY PULLING UP ALONG SIDE HER WITH MY HORN STUCK ON, AND HER STILL ON THE PHONE. I THEN GOT IN FRONT OF HER AND PROCEEDED TO BREAK GOING 20 IN A 40 ALL THE WAY TILL SHE TURNED INTO THE OLD MICHEALS PARKING LOT ON 13 MILE AND SCHOENHERR. I GOT BEHIND HER AS SHE STILL WAS ON HER PHONE AND KEPT LAYING ON THE HORN TILL SHE GOT OUT AND I THEN YELLED "GET OFF YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE BITCH!" I FLIPPED HER OFF THE THEN SPED OUT GOING BACK HOME. HER LICENSE PLATE # IS: BZJ 7453 THIS IS A PICTURE OF HER CAR...

Between an ambulance and an asshole

I was going to blog about this as soon as I got home today from running errands but I didn't; so I'm gonna do it now while I'm thinking about it. This so pisses me off... What the fuck are some people doing out on the road anyway? I was coming back from Walmart and going up east bound 13 mile when I noticed that an ambulance was coming my direction towards Hoover going west bound. I was in the left lane and had plenty of time to get over; but couldn't because traffic was too heavy. There was this asshole in a green truck behind me that stopped really quickly and as I looked in my rear view mirror he was flipping me off. I don't know why. I was going the required speed limit, and it looked like he was trying to speed up to the right side of me to pass me but there was a car to our right in the right lane preventing him from doing so. All the while I was deciding if I should get over and stop or keep going hoping the ambulance would make a right before I got to it. Well when I got the chance to make a right I did so slowing down letting the truck behind me pass by. There he sped off and I just was like "WTF?". As the whole thing calmed down and the ambulance went on by I caught up to him and drove on by honking my horn to let him know what I thought. Look idiot... I don't know what I did to cause you to flip me off; but I did nothing wrong. It's not my fault you were in a hurry and probably late getting to your destination. There was an ambulance comming our direction and you wouldn't let me get over bitch.