Stupid Driver With Trailer

I am not in a good mood. I drove to work on empty today and needed to get gas in my car asap before I went home. The gas station was located on the corner of Grand River and Orchard Lake in Farmington Hills. I would have made a straight away into the gas station from Orchard Lake but had to make a left cause there were people stopped in front of the driveway waiting to go through the intersection (too much to explain how the streets inner connect); so I made a left and decided to pull in to the gas station as tiny as it is from further down. As I approched the intrance to the gas station there was this guy stopped with a huge truck and trailer trying to make what I later found out was a left turn. I realized I couldn't get in because he had blocked most of the drive way entrance in his ignorance. So as I tried to get in running on fumes he was trying to get out flipping me off and fucking yelling at me the whole time. GET OUT OF THE WAY FUCKER AND LET PEOPLE IN! I had to pull ahead just so he could go which inconvenienced me because I then had to go around the back side of the gas station just to turn around and get back onto Grand River so I could turn into the station.

Walmart Parking

I had to go to Walmart today to pick up cat litter, and when I came out some ASSHOLE was parked so close to me I couldn't get in my car. I had to wait for them to back out so I could get in my car to leave. DO NOT PARK LIKE THIS ASS. Not only did they park too close; their kid came along and slammed his door into my car trying to get in. I'm sure he did it trying to get out too. WTF?

Stupid Handicaped People

I do not get this... We were in position to take a spot right up front and had been waiting there for quite a while when this stupid ass took our spot with no disregard to us today at Meijer. He knew we where waiting for that spot first and took it upon himself to almost hit us just to get a good spot. Then screamed at use saying it was his right to park there. We had our blinker on long before he got there to signal that we were about to take that spot and had our handicap tag in the window too. While we were sitting there he put on his Handicap tag in what looked like a disgusted rage to let us know that we were not to take that spot even though we were clearly there first. I even got some video of his van with us talking about it. He left his blinkers on too ha ha. I hope his van went dead while he was in there shopping.

A bitch with kids...

So I was coming home tonight from work and got off the freeway at 696 Hover exit. There was this stupid ass driver in a van going way too fast and swerving in and out of traffic. She was driving a blue van and didn't use a blinker the whole time I was behind her. On top of this she swerved from the right lane into the left lane in the middle of an intersection at 13 Mile and Hoover. As she was going almost 50 around a tight ass curve that was only a 30 mph; she pulled up to the light and then made a right hand turn onto 14 mile from the left turn lane. I called 911 and reported her. I kept following her as she turned onto 15 mile from Utica and then turn into the Fraiser Meijer. The WHOLE TIME not using a single blinker. She got out of her van; followed by 3 kids. WHAT THE FUCK LADY???
She had handicap plates reading 2515F3.

The Parking Issue Part II

Can you please tell me why you have to BACK IN to a parking spot? My boss hates this more than I do but I digress. I was at my Credit Union the other day and this asshole was parked over TWO good spots. Look... If you're gonna back in please back in STRAIGHT! What's really funny about this situation is that after taking this picture I parked next to them so closely that they couldn't get in their car; but I was parked nice and straight like I was supposed to be so THEY were in the wrong! The lady in question had to wait for me to get done before she could get in her car let a lone leave HA HA! I got in and out via the passenger side door. What an idiot she was.

The Parking Issue

Today was not a good day for me. I went to Meijer to pick up some cat food and when I got there I didn't find the kind we are supposed to get; but I digress... As I went searching I got to another Meijer store and as I was walking up to the store some woman was parking in a non space. As you can see not only was it a non space but it was a non space connected to a handicap. First of all she wasn't handicapped; and secondly you parked in a non parking spot. What if that person has a wheelchair? They wouldn't be able to get in their car. Please park properly next time .

Swervin' Mervin

I was on my way home and traffic was horrible. It was raining; traffic was exceptionally heavy. Being hard to see; I turned on my brights. This guy among others was swerving in and out of traffic not using his turn signal the whole time. I was so pissed off that he cut me off; I broke a cardinal rule and took his photo while driving (we were at a stand still anyway). What an idiot.

Seatbelt; No Seatbelt.

Was on the way to Macy's today and saw a guy in a white truck put on his seatbelt just as a cop car drove by; only to take it off once past him. WTF? Then to top it all off; he proceeded to get on his cellphone and start texting! Double WTF?!

On the way to work today some lady was going 55 in a 70 mph zone; texting on her cell, mad at me for passing her. Dumb bitch.

On my way to work barely out of the gate when an old lady decided take her time at the light making me miss ten minutes of my day.

Take the No Phone Zone Pledge.

Please help save a life and take the No Phone Zone pledge TODAY!

Ok. I don't get it. If The speed limit is 45 & the freeway is down 2 lanes; don't go weaving in and out of traffic at 80 mph dumb ass!

OK. I just got off work and had to go to my friend Nicks to help him with his computer. I swear people need to just get off the freeway if they don't know how to drive properly. Some idiot in a white trash Bronco looking vehicle; with a huge Confederate flag waving in the breeze from his ass end was going east bound 696 at nearly 95-100 mph. I had to call the state police on him. Also, on another note, as I was getting closer to my friends house getting off the freeway another idiot made a left turn in a right turn only lane. It was clearly marked right turn only. What the Hell?

I'M ABOUT TO GO POSTAL ON SOME BITCH WHO HAD THE NERVE TO FUCKING MAKE ME MISS A GREEN LEFT TURN LIGHT. THIS WOMAN WAS ON HER CELL PHONE ON 12 MILE GOING EAST, TURNING ONTO SCHOENHERR WHEN I PULLED UP BEHIND HER. SHE WAS FIRST IN LINE; I WAS SECOND. WHEN THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN SHE JUST SAT THERE SO I QUICKLY HONKED JUST IN CASE SHE DIDN'T SEE IT. WHEN THAT DIDN'T GET HER ATTENTION I THEN HELD ON THE HORN TILL IT TURNED YELLOW, AND THAT'S WHEN SHE PROCEEDED TO MAKE HER STUPID TURN CAUSING ME TO HIT A RED LIGHT. I WENT ANYWAY PULLING UP ALONG SIDE HER WITH MY HORN STUCK ON, AND HER STILL ON THE PHONE. I THEN GOT IN FRONT OF HER AND PROCEEDED TO BREAK GOING 20 IN A 40 ALL THE WAY TILL SHE TURNED INTO THE OLD MICHEALS PARKING LOT ON 13 MILE AND SCHOENHERR. I GOT BEHIND HER AS SHE STILL WAS ON HER PHONE AND KEPT LAYING ON THE HORN TILL SHE GOT OUT AND I THEN YELLED "GET OFF YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE BITCH!" I FLIPPED HER OFF THE THEN SPED OUT GOING BACK HOME. HER LICENSE PLATE # IS: BZJ 7453 THIS IS A PICTURE OF HER CAR...

Between an ambulance and an asshole

I was going to blog about this as soon as I got home today from running errands but I didn't; so I'm gonna do it now while I'm thinking about it. This so pisses me off... What the fuck are some people doing out on the road anyway? I was coming back from Walmart and going up east bound 13 mile when I noticed that an ambulance was coming my direction towards Hoover going west bound. I was in the left lane and had plenty of time to get over; but couldn't because traffic was too heavy. There was this asshole in a green truck behind me that stopped really quickly and as I looked in my rear view mirror he was flipping me off. I don't know why. I was going the required speed limit, and it looked like he was trying to speed up to the right side of me to pass me but there was a car to our right in the right lane preventing him from doing so. All the while I was deciding if I should get over and stop or keep going hoping the ambulance would make a right before I got to it. Well when I got the chance to make a right I did so slowing down letting the truck behind me pass by. There he sped off and I just was like "WTF?". As the whole thing calmed down and the ambulance went on by I caught up to him and drove on by honking my horn to let him know what I thought. Look idiot... I don't know what I did to cause you to flip me off; but I did nothing wrong. It's not my fault you were in a hurry and probably late getting to your destination. There was an ambulance comming our direction and you wouldn't let me get over bitch.

"Wrong" by Depeche Mode

A Little Safety Note

Just a little note on safety everyone should know. I was at the pump the other day and took this picture of a man filling up his vehicle while it was running with the keys in the ignition. Now I know it was cold but that give's you no reason to let your car run while you are filling it up. What if it causes an explosion or something? That would be the worst! Especially for the poor man next to him filling up as well. Next time you fill up...PLEASE for the safety of you and everyone else there, turn off your car before pumping up. Thank you!

Left No Left Left

I was about to blog about this sooner, but for some reason didn't. I was on my way to work as usual and proceeded up 15 Mile towards Coolige, when at about Dequinder I had to stop for a red light. Now mind you, some of the lights on 15 Mile turn green in reverse. That is, in some of the lights, the left turn light turns green first, then the left and right through lights turn green last. Well anyway this was one of those lights. Just as I came to a stop there was this idiot in the left turn lane, second car from the front that apperently didn't want to turn left at the last minute. As the lights remained red our way the cars just kept building up as he repositioned himself at an angle trying to get into my lane. I couldn't move any farther up because I would have been in the intersection. As their light turned green I just watched from my rear view mirror. The first car went and then a pause. The car behind him pulled to the left and went around him. Then the light turned red. My light turned green and I pulled ahead slowly since there was no one behind me in my lane. As I pulled ahead the guy just sat there rotating his wheels to get back into the left turn lane. As I continued to monitor the situation the light came back around and he made his left. This whole thing pissed me off. and I don't quite know why. It wasn't like I was behind him or anything. All I know is people like that should stay off the road if they are going to drive like an idiot. Had I been behind him I would have really been pissed off. More than I was for sure. I just felt sorry for all those poor people stuck behind him that had to miss a valid left turn. For the stupid driver all I have to say is "What the hell?" First of all you decided NOT to make a left turn AT the last minute and then when you HAD the chance to pull forward behind me and go you got back into the left lane. It wasn't like there was anybody behind me to stop you. Get off the road and stay home. If you need to go out... TAKE THE BUS!

WTF People?

What do I have to do to get you all to listen. Maybe I don't have a big enough audience...I don't know. But what the hell are you doing on the road driving 30 in a 45? Get off your damn cell phone and stop driving like an asshole. Have you read any of my posts? Well If you haven't; take a good look at this one so I don't have to keep repeating myself.

To Hardees and beyond...

Well yesterday seemed pretty good until I got to Mound from 15 Mile. I was on my way to Hardees to make a pit stop before work and this guy was swerving in and out of traffic going like a banshee. With out even spotting his lanes or what ever he just wipped out in front of me from the far right (I was in the far left lane about to do a Michigan left.) If you see this guy you are more than welcome to cut him off too, and then slowdown to piss him off since I didn't get the chance. TKS.